I'm not reviewing, ranting or nomming today, this is just a quick reminder that I am not dead.
UPDATE:- I've lost half a stone since New Year. I only found this out yesterday, and I'm chuffed to bits. I've gone and got myself an exercise bike and I'm showing that sonofabitch who's boss around here... I jest. I'm starting slow, 15 minutes frantic pedalling every day for a week, then 20 minutes a day for a week, then 25 minutes, then 30, so on and so forth. I will be one skinny bitch by my birthday in July, and if I'm not, I give to permission to hunt me down and mock me profusely.
In other news, I am OFF FACEBOOK. Oh yes. I have had it with that site once again. It's just bad juju. It makes me feel bad about myself and I don't exactly need any help to do that, I'm pretty chuffin' marvellous at self-deprecation without Zuckerberg shoving his oar in. OF course you can still catch me here, and on Twitter. I shall make an effort to tweet more. How else will I deliver my charm, witty one-liners and rugged good looks to the world/
Also I have some posts planned for you this week. I have a week off
For now, I leave you with this. I am suffering from a serious case of Owl Rotation.